This will end well
by autowitch on January 13, 2012
60 Utterly Unusable Stock Photos
by autowitch on January 12, 2012
WTF
WTF
I am curious if the single reader of this blog can actually use these for something.
Switched-On Basic Hip
by autowitch on January 6, 2012
After that last post, you probably need the audio equivalent of a Unicorn Chaser. This is the album that I currently have in my CD player.
This album is nothing but Moog covers of popular songs with all the spacey, analog goodness you could possibly want. Carlos’s cover of “What’s New Pussycat” is, in my not-at-all humble opinion, the standout track. “I walk the line” and “Folsom Prison Blues” cannot be missed.
Unlistenable
by autowitch on January 6, 2012
So, I have a special treat for you today. It is not often that I find something that is utterly unlistenable. Generally everything I find has some redeeming value. The atonal strumming and mumbled singing of Jandek has a certain appeal. The unique musical vision of The Shaggs is rather charming, and their back story is rather … disturbing. The novelty flexidiscs from Mad Magazine are dated, but still amusing (flexidiscs in general are just awesome!).
It’s actually pretty rare to find an album that is completely and totally without any merit whatsoever. This is that record.
As is my habit when searching out interesting music, I downloaded this, burned a CD and put it in my car to listen to. After the third song I exclaimed “Oh fuck no!” and that is as far as I made it. My instinct was to stop an a nearby 7-11, use their microwave to fry the CD, drive over it a few times, burn the remains and then salt the earth so nothing ever thrives there again. Instead, I calmly ejected the CD, returned it back to its place. Since then, I’ve been seeking someone that I hate enough to be worthy of receiving it.
But I don’t hate you. No, I love my readers reader. My one solitary, god damned reader. This I chose espescially for you. You have the sophistication and the taste to hear what I did not. You will find the fascinating bit of history that lies hidden in this record.
Anyway, download it, attempt to listen, foist it off on a frenemy.
Cards Against Humanity
by autowitch on December 23, 2011
If you are looking for a game to play while listening to Ünikörd, this is just the thing.
This is a party game for horrible people. Terrible people. Sick people. You.
Merry X-Massmurder
by autowitch on December 23, 2011
Ünikörd has released a delightful mini album for the holiday. It pretty much sums up my feelings after going shopping for x-mass presents. Oh yes. Sums up my feeling exactly.
Get your censorship on
by autowitch on December 23, 2011
Some very brilliant people are working on a bill to control how you access content on the internet
Booger Porn
by autowitch on December 23, 2011
Seriously internet? Seriously?
Booger Pr0n, It’s a pr0n links, so it’s NSFW.
That will learn me about googling random words…
